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Goddammit

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So there was this one time, right, when I went down to this magical fairy town called Austin. Perhaps you've heard of it. On one of my many adventures I stumbled onto a little peircing shop with a devil in their logo, and I says to myself I says, "Well fuck, I like the devil." So I wanders in I do, and I meet this strange man with tribal tattoos all over his body, peircings here and there, and some of the biggest goddamn earlobes I've ever seen. This guy was the real deal, none of that "I'm gonna get my belly button peirced on spring break" bull-shit. Out of curiosity, I engaged with him in a conversation about scarification, a practice that virtually nobody in Fort Worth will attempt. He's like, "Yeah, I got that," and proceeds to lift up his shirt to show me his cuts on his stomach. You see, what happened is this guy had a hernia surgery a while back, and not to look foolish with only one cut on his abdomen, he adds four more with his own blade to fashion some sort of pubic flower design. (Delightful mental picture, hmm?)

So I got to thinkin' about ol' skinny boots (that's what we'll call him), and I'm like "Shit! Everyone else is doing it, why don't I do it, too? Surely my friends will respect me more, and I'll be more accepted in social situations! There's no way I can lose!"

Since I didn't want to fuck with my dad's digital camera, I just stuck my arm in the scanner. It looks all right, I guess. Strangely, I think ol' Skinny Boots' pubic flower was just a tad more artistic.

Have you ever done anything you really regretted? Yeah. Me too.
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tras3ur3's avatar
any1 who thinks that is funny is a sadist i mean ffs if its half as painful as mine were then that is hell ....

it's too easy now for ppl t act out when they're at their worst ...